Learn how to dress. Those new super short pencil skirts that are becoming
trendy…they make you look like a painted harlot because you’re pulling the darn thing
down every ten seconds because it’s THAT short. By the way, if another female
can accurately guess your cup size, your shirt is too tight.
We play with our hair…all the time. Now, I personally do this constantly
and didn't realize how obnoxious it was until I noticed some of friends
meticulously playing with their hair. We look like chimps grooming ourselves.
I could never be a guy because I extremely dislike initiating practically
anything you could name, but seriously, what is with the female gender no being
able to initiate anything?
Guys don’t want to hear this, but why are girls’ periods synced with
their friends? It’s like a cruelty of nature and shouldn't have come into
existence.
We have a tendency to get grossed out easily. Admit it, if you have the
option of killing the icky looking spider yourself or having your dad or guy
friend kill it for you, you’ll choose the latter.
We like social networking a little too much. Whether that looks like
texting your boyfriend constantly, spending ridiculous amounts of hours
stalking guys on Facebook, or you’re like me and stay up until 3 am on Skype.
I understand using tanning lotion or going to a tanning salon, however,
when you’re skin goes from pale to dark brown in a day; you may want to slow
down and consider how mad your skin must be at you.
Don’t get me wrong, I love taking pictures and think they’re a great way
to recall memories. What’s frustrating is when there are two hundred plus
pictures of you and friend being bored posted on Facebook.
Why wear heels to schools? There are some cases when it makes sense, for
example: ladies that play sports have dress up days and wearing heels on these
days is practical. Other than those rare occasions, what’s the point of wearing
heels? Just give your feet a break.
We have poor tastes in movies. I loved the Twilight books, but the movies
turned out bad, really bad. I might even go as far to say they were atrocious.
Reading back on this, I remember now how witty and funny this article was!
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