Bacon Sundae used to trap teenagers into bad buy
by Joe Redmond
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| This thing exists and is in regular circulation. |
“Thick, hardwood smoked bacon” and “velvety
vanilla soft serve” never tasted so bad. That’s because they’re served
together. And it sucks. It bewilders me that anyone could completely deface ice
cream or bacon in such a way.
It was clear that some eccentric, skinny-tied big
wig at Burger King was having breakfast and ordered his secretary Marge to get
him some ice cream. He then absentmindedly grabbed for his spoon, and instead
grabbed a bacon, scooped up some ice cream, and took a bite all while harassing
Marge on his Bluetooth. He then realized what he was eating, and that it tasted
horrible, and that kids would totally eat it as a dare. Thus, the wretched Burger
King Bacon Sundae was born.
I like ice cream and I like bacon.
However, these are two things that should never be combined, like toothpaste
and orange juice.
People need to realize that just
because two things are good does not mean that they will taste good together.
What really gets me is that this Frankenstein of a desert is toted next to its
fully-acceptable cousins, the caramel sundae, the strawberry sundae, and the
chocolate fudge sundae. Was this some kind of joke? When asked who actually
buys this stuff, the cashier responded, “Mostly kids like you.” Makes sense.
Burger King won.
I give this "treat" two cows out of twelve, simply because the ice cream was pretty good once I removed the bacon.
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