by Brian Heissenbuttel
The
Nissan Juke, a.k.a. the “Blueberry,” is one of the best cars available for
purchase today. I mean, Nissan is practically the Lamborghini of Japan, meaning
you will never be embarrassed in a drag race against a skimpy Corvette.
In
comparison to several other vehicles, the Juke is one of the most fantastic
machines ever made by man. The fuel economy is staggering. 27 miles per gallon
doesn’t sound like much, but compare it to a M1 Abrams tank and you’ll go 36
times further on every gallon! What a bargain! And don’t think it ends there;
the Juke is insanely agile. The standard Nimitz class aircraft carrier has a
turning radius of one mile, almost 5240 feet larger than that of the Juke. Not
even a mouse could turn tighter! The final figure that should sway all readers
in favor of the Juke is the price. The base model, the Juke S, costs $19,990.
Sure, that may be a lot for a car, but any customer could buy 1,650 Jukes for
the price of one Wally118 yacht. I would rather have 1,650 Nissans. Customers
could still get 1,396 of the most expensive model with satellite navigation,
and … that’s about it. Huh.
Even
without comparison, the Nissan is one thoroughly brilliant automobile. The
mind-blowing 1.4 Litre Nissan HR inline-4 engine, combined with a brilliant and
not at all unnecessary turbocharger produces a fantastic 112 horsepower
maximum. Not even a Ferrari Enzo has that much horsepower! And that’s not a lie
at all! Okay, maybe it is, but you get my point.
The
Juke is also safe, and not in a satirical way. The Juke was an IIHS top safety
pick in 2011. This means that if you hit a tree REALLY hard, you won’t even get
a bloody nose! Why else would you have a seatbelt? Sadly, your car will be
totally trashed, and if you didn’t know that already then find a doctor.
Not
only that, it is also very roomy in there. It’s a high-riding vehicle, which
means there is a lot of headroom. It has five seats, so…yeah. Good car.
So
all you big wigs look away from the Porsches, Mercedes, and Audis. And all you
youthful drivers ignore the used dealerships that try to sell you anything
else. Go to your local Nissan dealership and get on the bandwagon with this
revolutionary line of automobiles.
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